In the summer of 2025, Conor McGregor sent Azalea Banks on his 37th birthday Your dickpic,. Bottom line: the photo is on the Web, the reputation is in a frenzy, and Banks quotes the Koran and threatens to put everything up on NFT. Ironically, the world's most talked-about dick pic looks like a poorly fried sausage from Ikea. All this clearly shows: even a UFC star can get into trouble if he does not know the simple rules of intimate etiquette. Let's figure it out, How to make dick pics the right way – so that they are admired, not blackmailed.
So, let's not discuss the reasons why you decided to send your partner a photo of your penis. However, if you still decide to do it, then it is better to do it wisely. It is important not just to send a photo, but to create an aesthetic image. Anyone can take an ordinary photo of a male genital, but it is important not to make your intimate "hero" unattractive.
The author of these lines has a huge number of his dick pics on his phone, so I definitely have the moral right to give some recommendations for creating the perfect intimate shot, which include 7 tips.
Tip one: safety comes first
Remember that sending your own (or someone else's) penis in private correspondence falls under the criminal code of many countries! If your pen pal decides to file a complaint against you with the local police, the correspondence will prove your guilt.
The legal status of pornography in Europe varies greatly. In most countries, it is allowed with some exceptions; in Russia and the UK, it is partially allowed, but with broad restrictions; in Belarus, Bulgaria, Iceland and Ukraine, it is completely prohibited (it is better to check the legal status of such a photo on your own for each country separately).
As long as the pictures remain only in personal correspondence, this does not threaten the person who sent them. If they really become available to an unlimited number of Internet users, and a special examination confirms their pornographic nature, you will have to answer ...
Therefore, send photos and videos of intimate content only in those messengers where it is possible to create a secret chat (for example, telegram or instagram), where messages are automatically deleted after a certain period of time, and the creation of a screenshot is blocked, or, if a screenshot can still be taken, then you will receive a notification about it.
Tip two: anonymity is a guarantee of security
In continuation of the first tip. Remember that the most important thing about a dick pic is not to do it with your face (as Conor McGregor did). You never know where those photos will go or who your partner will show them to. It can be her/his friends, or sometimes it can be the entire Internet. Therefore, it is best to take photos without a face and without obvious indicative signs (moles, scars, tattoos).
Tip three: neatness and cleanliness
Make sure your nails are in order and your hands are clean. There should also be no dirt on the penis ... The lush hair around the penis remained in the of the last millennium. Today, those who like to look at giant thickets of curly and unkempt hair, from which a penis peeks out, are in the absolute minority. You don't need to shave "to zero" either. Leave between three and seven millimeters - this is the optimal length of hair that will not interfere with the demonstration of your penis.
Tip four: Experiment with angles
Chances are, you know your winning angle for selfies. Find exactly the same for your penis. To create a high-quality intimate photo, it is not necessary to rent a photo studio and invite a professional (although this is also an option). Get creative and shoot from different angles. The main thing is to try to make sure that your partner gets high looking at a photo of your penis.
Tip five: warm lighting
Flashes and fluorescent lamps are forbidden as they highlight all irregularities, wrinkles, and imperfections. Phrase from Zemfira's song "I remember all your cracks" should not be associated with a photo of your penis. Choose pleasant warm lighting. Nothing is more annoying than a penis that looks like a medical scan. You need it to be seen clearly and clearly. No one wants to see unclear/blurry shots in low light.
Tip six: background
The most non-erotic thing that can be in such a photo is disorder and untidiness in the room. Even if your penis looks great, your partner will probably think: "Well, dirt in this bed, in such conditions I would not like to have sex". Also, the toilet and hygiene products in the photo are the best way to discourage a potential partner, since all this reminds you of the least sexual moments of your life.
Tip Seven: Without Comparing with Objects ...
A real crime against humanity is placing foreign objects (a Coca-Cola can, a TV remote, etc.) next to the penis to emphasize its dimensions. Just use the largest possible area around the penis, or even better - also demonstrate your torso.
Last but not least, have fun!
Try not to overdo it. Sending dick photos is just as important to you as it is to the recipient. So if you don't like your snaps or the dialogue that follows, this may not be the best option for you. Learn how to make a dickpic, and just do it if you really like it.
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